CRACKER - CHINA

CRACKER - CHINA
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AhMissMarywon'tyoupleasecomehomefromChina.
Bringabottleofwhiskeyandatincupforyourteeth.
Don'tyousneakintothebackdoorwearingsomedisguise.
KnockonthefrontdoorinviewoftheTemperanceGuild.

AhMissMarywon'tyoupleasecomehomecauseImissya.
Youroldspinstersisterdon'talwaysgivegoodadvice.
Lookathershe'sinlovewiththatdrunkenbandy-leggedsheriff.
He'llunzipherpantsuit,butneverleavehisfatwife

[CHORUS:]
AhMissMarywon'tyoupleasecomehomefromChina.
ComehomefromChina.
ComehomefromChina.

[CHORUS]

Nowthatfakeoldbeatnikpoetthevolunteerfireman.
Hedon'tcareifyoucome,hedon'tlikeIdo.
He'sinlovewithhisdogandallhisvolunteerfireman.
Andheisafraidtolettheendofhisversusrhyme.

[CHORUSX2]